Finally⦠a coin that admits what every other coin hides. the uselessness of the dollar. So we put it on-chain and made it tradable.
CA: FwnQ5RU5ZULg2m1QzMA5cE8g3PzuGJ8uET9CPXedbonk
Rugged by the dev, taken over by the community.
$0.998
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Absolutely Useless
No utility, no promises, just pure uselessness. Embrace the truth! How useless is that?!
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Community Takeover (CTO)
Not backed by actual US dollars in real banks, backed by the Community.
The community runs the show now, just vibes.
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Global Availability
Will soon be available on every major exchange, accepted everywhere. Works perfectly for payments, DeFi, and trading. So mainstream. So... useless!
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Useless Transfers
Send money anywhere in seconds for pennies. No waiting, no crazy fees. Just efficient, unreliable transfers.
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Built on Solana
Built ontop of the Bonk ecosystem. Your funds are safer than in traditional banks. So secure it's... useless. No hacks, no exploits, just useless.
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Useless Volatility
Price action is like a rollercoaster! Panic attacks from price charts! Just unstable, useless value preservation.
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Utility
$0.998
Forever Price
Potentially Millions
# of Holders
Potentially 100+
Countries availible
β οΈ USELESS DISCLAIMER β οΈ
$USDC is not backed by fully reserved assets, is not held in segregated accounts with US regulated financial institutions.
Each USDC is not redeemable 1:1 for US dollars. Boring monthly attestations available.
This is financial advice: it's an unstable coin, it does exactly what it says on the tin.
Revolutionary concept, we know. π
Side effects may include: financial instability, restless sleep, and worrying about your next rent payment.
Consult your local degen if you experience sudden urges to make irresponsible financial decisions.
